GLEE IS BACK. Ngl, I was disappointed but I think maybe the anticipation and the hype meant that was kinda inevitable
This episode just went so fast and was too focused on relationship dramaz. Will/Emma, Finn/Rachel and Jesse/Rachel were all rushed to ridiculous levels.
I think it may have been a mistake to pair up W/E and F/R in the first episode because it made all of them (except Emma at the end) look bad. UGH, WILL SHUESTER PLEASE GO AWAY KTHNXBAI.
Also, episode needed moar Quinn. Srsly I felt like there were parts of her storyline that were left unresolved that were pretty important; instead we get some, admittedly lolarious, fat pregnancy jokes (oh, Puck! Please never stop being completely and utterly ridiculous) . And why is she suddenly with Puck when in Sectionals she said she wanted to be on her own, anyway?
Things I liked:
Everything that came out of Brittany's mouth Brittany/Santana
JESSE ST JAMES, please can he be made a regular?
Finn still isn't over Quinn!
IDINA!!! She was totes made of adorable evilness (that made more sense in my head)
Gives You Hell: Fierce Rachel Berry is fierce and awesome Mike Chang is awesome.
Hello, I Love You: BRB OVARIES EXPLODING
That one line Puck had.
Emma Pilsbury: I NEVER LOVED HER BEFORE BUT I DO NOW. SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THAT DOUCHE SHUESTER AND HIS LESBIAN HAIRCUT.
Finally, I realised that when you ship Puck/Rachel/Jesse you get a PB & J sandwich. SUDDENLY I SHIP IT FOR THAT REASON ALONE.